No children without sex - no drunkenness without beer.
-Ancient Sumerian ProverbAncient Near East
He who drinks beer sleeps well. he who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. Amen.
Unknown monkBeer during the middle ages was very popular, and probably went through many changes.
A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one.We must credit women for their part in beer's development. Most likely, it was women who discovered beer. Furthermore, though most men claim this role today, beer brewers were mostly women up until the late medieval period.
-Homer Simpson